Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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