No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Randomize
