We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
