hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
vagina is talking i cant
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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