are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
i've created a new STD.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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