so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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