glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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