He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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