I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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