So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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