Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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