I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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