were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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