So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
