quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We named our party play list daddy issues
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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