im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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