okay pat passed out under dana's car
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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