I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He? As in you personified your dick?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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