well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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