the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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