Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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