He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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