try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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