you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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