I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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