Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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