no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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