??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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