It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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