I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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