The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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