I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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