idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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