So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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