Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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