Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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