I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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