It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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