I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
and she was petting her beer can
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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