omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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