Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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