i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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