i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
