If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Randomize
