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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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