Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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