love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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