im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I want to make a zoo with you.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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