HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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