with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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