Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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